While is was in College at UCONN there was a man there....a legend really...his name was Precious!
I happened to be introduced to him my Junior year of college when my name was Lynn and I was born in 1980. He pretty much is the most random person I've ever met anywhere, anytime hands down. My guess is he was named after Buffallo Bill's dog from Silence of the Lambs as he bares an uncanny resembelance to the character (person not dog).
I have a picture with him on a night he is donning his famous boat anchor sweater...I'll have to locate that in the archives.
For now, here is a video some genious created